Awesome
i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge
A big mood
I missed this video
Keeyum.
Anybody else start getting just as mad as her when she’s reading the inane fucking incomprehensible texts. DO YOU WANT THE CAKE OR NOT GINGER
WHERE IS HER OSCAR
Anonymous asked: God! I see that ass everyday show it to me. Show me that asshole ;)
Ok
ABOUT THIS BLOG
~~~~~~ ALL ABOUT RICK (C-137)~~~~~~
Rick character study - Observations
- Justin Roiland claims he’s hung
- Had sex with a Giraffe - Unity
- “That’s the difference between you and me Morty, I never go back to the carpet store.”
- Rick doesn’t like A.I. slavery
- “And F- Me for letting my guard down, which I will NEVER do again.”
- Rick is ok with murdering a drunk driver who committed manslaughter
- Rick’s depressing bedroom
- Rick’s hair has always been blue but Beth and Jerry are both carrying recessive red hair genes. Rick likes red heads, Beth’s mom has red hair.
- Defensive pessimism and apathy
- Ricks rarely seem to have facial hair
- Things Rick enjoys
- Rick’s room is depressing and he has some problem he’s trying to figure out on the wall
- 3 observations/questions in one -
- How is Rick so spry for 60 years old?
- If Rick was gone so long finding the cure for Mory’s broken legs, that his portal gun lost charge, why did he seem to only be gone a few minutes?
- That dimension with the cure for broken legs also cured aging, did Rick take any anti aging meds?
Rick knows he’s a cartoon character in our universe - theory
- Rick wants Szechuan sauce in OUR dimension
- Is there a Rick in our universe?
- Rick has visited our universe
- Video all about this theory
What happened to Beth’s mom? - Theories
- Beth’s mom was possessed with Unity when she was conceived/raised by Rick
- Another post about Unity being in Beth’s mom’s body
- Beth and her mom accidentally were whisked away through the portal and Rick hunted them down as best he could but they had already replaced him with another Rick when he found them
- He couldn’t stand to see his wife and Beth blow up and moved to a dimension where they didn’t.
- Maybe she really died when the portal gun was invented like in the fabricated origin story
- The Fabricated origin story showcased Rick’s fears of what could happen to his family since he went on the run from the government and left them behind
- When it’s revealed it will be much more painful than the fabricated memory
- She died and he couldn’t save her, but he could save Beth
When Unity met Rick - Theories
How much does Rick C-137 love his family?- Theories
- Comparing him to comics Rick C-132
- Rick C-132 hiding his appriciation for something Jerry made
- Guard Ricks somberly covering Mortys in shock blankets
- Official R&M tumblr posted an article about heartwarming moments between Rick and his family
- Does he convince Morty he ran off his dad so Morty won’t be mad at Jerry?
- Rick is the Rogue of the Citadel because he’s the only one who did stay in his family’s life and the only one who loves his family.
- Rick doesn’t like to be seen as caring and hides his love for Morty multiple times
- He usually doesn’t care about the families he’s abandoned while dimension hopping, but he does now because he’s spent the most time with this one.
- Rick doesn’t think he deserves love so he treats everyone like crap.
- When Rick finds out about Phoenix Person it will break him
- Rick cares about all of his family in the finite curve
- He loves his family enough to try to help them in different ways.
- The saddest thing that could happen to Rick?
How many times has Rick jumped realities and how many Mortys has he had? - Theories
- The original show opening animation makes it look as though Morty has died multiple times.
- The photo of Rick holding baby Morty is from after they left Chronenberg world, so that’s not the same Rick and Morty or even the same Bird Person.
- Rick kills and replaces himself in the VR game commercial
- Main Morty’s Rick was dead, replaced by C-137 Rick
- When we find out it won’t be heartwarming or heartbreaking as we think
- Was the deformed creature Rick awakens and then kills his original Morty?
- Our Rick and Morty are from the same universe
- Rick time traveled and that’s why he’s holding baby Morty when he shouldn’t be around.
- Morty C-137 doesn’t exist
- Rick doesn’t know the name of his current dimension
- Rick is detached and cynical because he’s witnessed his family die too many times
- Everyone’s from another dimension because Rick is gathering a useful team
- C-137 Rick doesn’t have a Morty, or never did, which is why the guards look confused when Morty says he’s C-137
- He wants Morty to think he doesn’t care because it will hurt less when he learns he’s not his original Rick
- Did Rick kill his own dimension and then kill himself in another to obtain a Morty for camo?
Is there some truth in the fabricated memory? - Theories
- Is Rick C-137 the Rick that murdered another Rick’s family?
- Rick made up the flavor of the Szechuan sauce, it wasn’t a memory
- Szechuan sauce fabricated part 2
- Too loving, Rick claimed his marriage was “loveless”
- The Rick who told the new Rick about interdenominational travel was Beth’s original dad
- The first part is not fabricated
- 100% fake memory we’ll meet the real Mrs Sanchez later
- Not just the memory, but the entire episode was an April Fool’s Day prank
How deep does self hatred go among the majority of Ricks? - Theories
What if Rick’s family are not actually related to him - Theory
Is Rick an Artificial Intelligence program? - Theory
Is Rick a genetically created being, designed by eyepatch Morty - Theory
Is Rick still inside a simulation? - Theory
Rick’s old band - Theories
Introspection is Rick’s Weakness, which leads him to self sacrifice - Theories
- Introspection in a future episode is coming?
- Everytime Rick has examined himself he’s sacrificed himself
- Sacrificing himself for Morty
- Suicide is “the way” Rick “loses” according to the Rick in the comics
~~~~~~ ALL ABOUT MORTY (C-137?)~~~~~~
Morty character study - Observations
- Fears the Golden Girl’s Buttholes
- Hairstyle is curly haired undercut
- Morty’s blood is still full of car transforming nanobots
Is Morty a genetic experiment by Rick to create brain camo? - Theory
Rick C-137′s current Morty will be the one to take him down - Theory
- He’ll know enough to know his weakness and trap him somehow
- Rick puts Morty down and doesn’t explain anything because he knows a Morty who knows too much is a problem
- Rick keeps Morty ignorant part 2 Morty has potential
- Taking a toll on Morty’s mental health
~~~~~~ ALL ABOUT (C-137′s Current) SUMMER ~~~~~~
Summer character study - Observations
Summer will follow in her grandpa’s footsteps - theory
- Rick takes her ideas multiple times
- Morty will be a normal guy Summer will be an intergalactic space pirate
- Summer seems to idolize Rick
- Summer is very loyal to Rick due to not spending enough time with him
- Summers are smart, but it’s illegal to radicalize a Summer
~~~~~~ ALL ABOUT (C-137′s Current) BETH ~~~~~~
Beth character study - Observations
~~~~~~ ALL ABOUT (C-137′s Current) JERRY ~~~~~~
Jerry character study - Observations
- When he’s scared he prays to God, offering to serve as a missionary
- Dan Harmon claims he’s hung
- Jerry the dumb, blissful idiot doesn’t vary much across universes
- Comic-verse Jerry has to sit when he pees
Jerry is Bisexual -Theory
Divorced Jerry - Theories
- No, he didn’t leave the show confirmed
- Jerry will join the remnants of the federation under Tammy
- He’ll join Tammy 2- He wants revenge on Rick, wants Beth back
- It will be unfunny and they will be forced back together
- Paul Fleishman comes back as Beth’s potential new love interest
- He’ll move in with Doofus Rick
Jerry is capable of more than we thing - Theories
~~~~~~ ALL ABOUT VILLAINS~~~~~~
Eyepatch/Evil Morty - Theories
- He’s the goodest Morty, downloading memories to judge if a Rick should die
- The lyrics to Evil Morty’s theme may imply his character relates to Rick’s brokenness
- He’s a Rick inside a Morty body
- He’s a Rick inside a Morty body 2
- With the Galactic Federation and Council of Ricks destroyed there’s nothing to stop Evil Morty from taking over the galaxy, except our Rick
- He and his Rick were both genius’ and it caused tension
- Doofus Rick is Evil Morty’s Rick
- Our Morty will become Evil like Eyepatch Morty
- Doofus Rick was working with Evil Morty to take down C-137 Rick
- Why Evil Morty needed a barrier of Mortys
- His memory analyzing tech is better than the Federation’s.
Tammy - Theories
- She really did love Bird Person and that’s why she brought him back as Phoenix Person
- She’s Evil Morty’s girlfriend
- She narrowed down Rick’s house when Summer brought Mr Meeseeks to school
- How the Galactic Federation and Tammy found Rick
Galactic Federation - Theories
Citadel of Ricks - Theories
Riq IV is Summer’s original MIA grandpa Rick - Theory
~~~~~~ ALL ABOUT THE MULTIVERSE ~~~~~~
Questionable science? - Nitpicks
- If time was frozen why would there be mildew on the parents?
- Everywhere they go the aliens speak English?
- How did dead Rick’s portal gun retain it’s charge?
- A year has passed since season 2, will they remember to age everyone up?
There are multiple timelines within each dimension - Theory
Crossovers! Other franchises Rick has crossed paths with - Observations
- Doctor Who
- OverWatch
- Gravity Falls
- Steven Universe connects to Gravity Falls which connects to R&M?
- Did Bill from Gravity Falls ever enter Rick’s dimension?
- Does Morty grow up to be Blendin Blandin in Gravity Falls?
- Alien Covenant cross promotion
Are Rick and Morty the same person? - Theories
- A cycle Rick keeps perpetuating
- A video about the theory
- Rick trying to go back in time to correct himself in his youth
Bait and Switch! Which Rick and Morty are we watching? - Theories
- The Rick and Morty in the opening credits die when the bomb goes off
- Which Rick and Morty did we see try to rescue FART?
- Which Rick and Morty did we see rescue FART part 2
- Mr. Poopybutthole universe
Rickest Rick, Mortiest Morty - Theories
- In the comics they seem to have switched from C-132 to C-137 and called him the Rickest Rick, if such a thing is even real.
- Rick C-137 is probably Justin’s self insert, and Morty is Dan’s
- The Rickest Rick is C-137 because he invented his portal gun first in order to try and find his Morty/Family
~~~~~~ ALL ABOUT THE REST OF IT ~~~~~~
Where’s Squanchy? -Theories
Where did the Meeseeks Box come from? - Theories
Will Morty Jr Return? -Theories
What do the council of Morty’s do? - Theories
Pocket Mortys - Theories
~~~~~~ MISSING A THEORY?
LET US KNOW PLEASE, WE’LL TRY TO UPDATE OFTEN ~~~~~~
Keep in mind I have 45 posts still in my queue so be patient with me
ABOUT THIS BLOG
~~~~~~ ALL ABOUT RICK (C-137)~~~~~~
Rick character study - Observations
- Justin Roiland claims he’s hung
- Had sex with a Giraffe - Unity
- “That’s the difference between you and me Morty, I never go back to the carpet store.”
- Rick doesn’t like A.I. slavery
- “And F- Me for letting my guard down, which I will NEVER do again.”
- Rick is ok with murdering a drunk driver who committed manslaughter
- Rick’s depressing bedroom
- Rick’s hair has always been blue but Beth and Jerry are both carrying recessive red hair genes. Rick likes red heads, Beth’s mom has red hair.
- Defensive pessimism and apathy
- Ricks rarely seem to have facial hair
- Things Rick enjoys
- Rick’s room is depressing and he has some problem he’s trying to figure out on the wall
- 3 observations/questions in one -
- How is Rick so spry for 60 years old?
- If Rick was gone so long finding the cure for Mory’s broken legs, that his portal gun lost charge, why did he seem to only be gone a few minutes?
- That dimension with the cure for broken legs also cured aging, did Rick take any anti aging meds?
Rick knows he’s a cartoon character in our universe - theory
- Rick wants Szechuan sauce in OUR dimension
- Is there a Rick in our universe?
- Rick has visited our universe
- Video all about this theory
What happened to Beth’s mom? - Theories
- Beth’s mom was possessed with Unity when she was conceived/raised by Rick
- Another post about Unity being in Beth’s mom’s body
- Beth and her mom accidentally were whisked away through the portal and Rick hunted them down as best he could but they had already replaced him with another Rick when he found them
- He couldn’t stand to see his wife and Beth blow up and moved to a dimension where they didn’t.
- Maybe she really died when the portal gun was invented like in the fabricated origin story
- The Fabricated origin story showcased Rick’s fears of what could happen to his family since he went on the run from the government and left them behind
- When it’s revealed it will be much more painful than the fabricated memory
- She died and he couldn’t save her, but he could save Beth
When Unity met Rick - Theories
How much does Rick C-137 love his family?- Theories
- Comparing him to comics Rick C-132
- Rick C-132 hiding his appriciation for something Jerry made
- Guard Ricks somberly covering Mortys in shock blankets
- Official R&M tumblr posted an article about heartwarming moments between Rick and his family
- Does he convince Morty he ran off his dad so Morty won’t be mad at Jerry?
- Rick is the Rogue of the Citadel because he’s the only one who did stay in his family’s life and the only one who loves his family.
- Rick doesn’t like to be seen as caring and hides his love for Morty multiple times
- He usually doesn’t care about the families he’s abandoned while dimension hopping, but he does now because he’s spent the most time with this one.
- Rick doesn’t think he deserves love so he treats everyone like crap.
- When Rick finds out about Phoenix Person it will break him
- Rick cares about all of his family in the finite curve
- He loves his family enough to try to help them in different ways.
- The saddest thing that could happen to Rick?
How many times has Rick jumped realities and how many Mortys has he had? - Theories
- The original show opening animation makes it look as though Morty has died multiple times.
- The photo of Rick holding baby Morty is from after they left Chronenberg world, so that’s not the same Rick and Morty or even the same Bird Person.
- Rick kills and replaces himself in the VR game commercial
- Main Morty’s Rick was dead, replaced by C-137 Rick
- When we find out it won’t be heartwarming or heartbreaking as we think
- Was the deformed creature Rick awakens and then kills his original Morty?
- Our Rick and Morty are from the same universe
- Rick time traveled and that’s why he’s holding baby Morty when he shouldn’t be around.
- Morty C-137 doesn’t exist
- Rick doesn’t know the name of his current dimension
- Rick is detached and cynical because he’s witnessed his family die too many times
- Everyone’s from another dimension because Rick is gathering a useful team
- C-137 Rick doesn’t have a Morty, or never did, which is why the guards look confused when Morty says he’s C-137
- He wants Morty to think he doesn’t care because it will hurt less when he learns he’s not his original Rick
- Did Rick kill his own dimension and then kill himself in another to obtain a Morty for camo?
Is there some truth in the fabricated memory? - Theories
- Is Rick C-137 the Rick that murdered another Rick’s family?
- Rick made up the flavor of the Szechuan sauce, it wasn’t a memory
- Szechuan sauce fabricated part 2
- Too loving, Rick claimed his marriage was “loveless”
- The Rick who told the new Rick about interdenominational travel was Beth’s original dad
- The first part is not fabricated
- 100% fake memory we’ll meet the real Mrs Sanchez later
- Not just the memory, but the entire episode was an April Fool’s Day prank
How deep does self hatred go among the majority of Ricks? - Theories
What if Rick’s family are not actually related to him - Theory
Is Rick an Artificial Intelligence program? - Theory
Is Rick a genetically created being, designed by eyepatch Morty - Theory
Is Rick still inside a simulation? - Theory
Rick’s old band - Theories
Introspection is Rick’s Weakness, which leads him to self sacrifice - Theories
- Introspection in a future episode is coming?
- Everytime Rick has examined himself he’s sacrificed himself
- Sacrificing himself for Morty
- Suicide is “the way” Rick “loses” according to the Rick in the comics
~~~~~~ ALL ABOUT MORTY (C-137?)~~~~~~
Morty character study - Observations
- Fears the Golden Girl’s Buttholes
- Hairstyle is curly haired undercut
- Morty’s blood is still full of car transforming nanobots
Is Morty a genetic experiment by Rick to create brain camo? - Theory
Rick C-137′s current Morty will be the one to take him down - Theory
- He’ll know enough to know his weakness and trap him somehow
- Rick puts Morty down and doesn’t explain anything because he knows a Morty who knows too much is a problem
- Rick keeps Morty ignorant part 2 Morty has potential
- Taking a toll on Morty’s mental health
~~~~~~ ALL ABOUT (C-137′s Current) SUMMER ~~~~~~
Summer character study - Observations
Summer will follow in her grandpa’s footsteps - theory
- Rick takes her ideas multiple times
- Morty will be a normal guy Summer will be an intergalactic space pirate
- Summer seems to idolize Rick
- Summer is very loyal to Rick due to not spending enough time with him
- Summers are smart, but it’s illegal to radicalize a Summer
~~~~~~ ALL ABOUT (C-137′s Current) BETH ~~~~~~
Beth character study - Observations
~~~~~~ ALL ABOUT (C-137′s Current) JERRY ~~~~~~
Jerry character study - Observations
- When he’s scared he prays to God, offering to serve as a missionary
- Dan Harmon claims he’s hung
- Jerry the dumb, blissful idiot doesn’t vary much across universes
- Comic-verse Jerry has to sit when he pees
Jerry is Bisexual -Theory
Divorced Jerry - Theories
- No, he didn’t leave the show confirmed
- Jerry will join the remnants of the federation under Tammy
- He’ll join Tammy 2- He wants revenge on Rick, wants Beth back
- It will be unfunny and they will be forced back together
- Paul Fleishman comes back as Beth’s potential new love interest
- He’ll move in with Doofus Rick
Jerry is capable of more than we thing - Theories
~~~~~~ ALL ABOUT VILLAINS~~~~~~
Eyepatch/Evil Morty - Theories
- He’s the goodest Morty, downloading memories to judge if a Rick should die
- The lyrics to Evil Morty’s theme may imply his character relates to Rick’s brokenness
- He’s a Rick inside a Morty body
- He’s a Rick inside a Morty body 2
- With the Galactic Federation and Council of Ricks destroyed there’s nothing to stop Evil Morty from taking over the galaxy, except our Rick
- He and his Rick were both genius’ and it caused tension
- Doofus Rick is Evil Morty’s Rick
- Our Morty will become Evil like Eyepatch Morty
- Doofus Rick was working with Evil Morty to take down C-137 Rick
- Why Evil Morty needed a barrier of Mortys
- His memory analyzing tech is better than the Federation’s.
Tammy - Theories
- She really did love Bird Person and that’s why she brought him back as Phoenix Person
- She’s Evil Morty’s girlfriend
- She narrowed down Rick’s house when Summer brought Mr Meeseeks to school
- How the Galactic Federation and Tammy found Rick
Galactic Federation - Theories
Citadel of Ricks - Theories
Riq IV is Summer’s original MIA grandpa Rick - Theory
~~~~~~ ALL ABOUT THE MULTIVERSE ~~~~~~
Questionable science? - Nitpicks
- If time was frozen why would there be mildew on the parents?
- Everywhere they go the aliens speak English?
- How did dead Rick’s portal gun retain it’s charge?
- A year has passed since season 2, will they remember to age everyone up?
There are multiple timelines within each dimension - Theory
Crossovers! Other franchises Rick has crossed paths with - Observations
- Doctor Who
- OverWatch
- Gravity Falls
- Steven Universe connects to Gravity Falls which connects to R&M?
- Did Bill from Gravity Falls ever enter Rick’s dimension?
- Does Morty grow up to be Blendin Blandin in Gravity Falls?
- Alien Covenant cross promotion
Are Rick and Morty the same person? - Theories
- A cycle Rick keeps perpetuating
- A video about the theory
- Rick trying to go back in time to correct himself in his youth
Bait and Switch! Which Rick and Morty are we watching? - Theories
- The Rick and Morty in the opening credits die when the bomb goes off
- Which Rick and Morty did we see try to rescue FART?
- Which Rick and Morty did we see rescue FART part 2
- Mr. Poopybutthole universe
Rickest Rick, Mortiest Morty - Theories
- In the comics they seem to have switched from C-132 to C-137 and called him the Rickest Rick, if such a thing is even real.
- Rick C-137 is probably Justin’s self insert, and Morty is Dan’s
- The Rickest Rick is C-137 because he invented his portal gun first in order to try and find his Morty/Family
~~~~~~ ALL ABOUT THE REST OF IT ~~~~~~
Where’s Squanchy? -Theories
Where did the Meeseeks Box come from? - Theories
Will Morty Jr Return? -Theories
What do the council of Morty’s do? - Theories
Pocket Mortys - Theories
~~~~~~ MISSING A THEORY?
LET US KNOW PLEASE, WE’LL TRY TO UPDATE OFTEN ~~~~~~
Keep in mind I have 45 posts still in my queue so be patient with me
this is part one of a series im gonna do on: Taking Care Of Yourself But Like, Better Than The Bare Minimum, Even When You Only Have Bare Minimum Energy
i’ll link part 2 here when i’ve got it! i might work on this really slowly tho. on account of the depression
i promise the next part will have actual practical suggestions for food you can make instead of just ruminations on grappling w depression vs letting it curbstomp you every day
..but it didn’t matter, because we were looking at the same sky together, which is maybe more intimate than eye contact anyway. Anybody can look at you. It’s quite rare to find someone who sees the same world you see.
John Green, Turtles All the Way Down
I fell in love with your mind first. The way you spoke so passionately about the things you love and made you happy. But most importantly with the way you spoke about yourself. You said you aren’t unique. That you’re just like every other person in this world. Well now you’ll never say it again. Because it’s the biggest lie I’ve ever heard. You’re unique in my eyes. You’ve always been.
Excerpt from a book I’ll never write.